All you atheists and Mormon haters read no further..although I know that since I said that it's guaranteed you will. I designed a set of pages to track the Duty to God award and set it up so that

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This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. The broadcasters of your area in voluntary cooperation with the FCC and federal, state and local authorities have developed this system to keep you

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So I went crazy on the certifications but have decided to stop for now (time I still have but money is running low). I was able to finish the MCSA and have taken the 2 tests for the A+, so I can't call

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Yay!! Unless something changes in the next few days (like maybe Vogons destroy the planet for their hyperspace bypass), then I should be officially an MCSA (Microsoft Certified System

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Since I know everybody is eagerly awaiting any news of me and your lives just aren't the same without constant reminders that I am here, here is the new thing for this past few days. I passed

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